Love this special…best line, “Stone cold…fuck nuts.”

bloodfetishist:

I do enjoy Lewis Blacks comedy. Greatly.
And I enjoyed much of this bit. But listen, mr.black is expressing his angry opinions here, and I am dooing the same.
Everything I said is true, I’m just incredibly sick of people posing as Jews giving Jewish culture any credibility, I feel the same way about non-christians or non-muslims posing as christians or muslims and giving those cultures credibility of any sorts. Mr.Black has perpetuated the myth of cultural judaism,
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he’s right though. Jews{like christians and muslims and anyone of faith or blind adherence to religiously based cultures and their labels} are good at bullshit!

Anyways. Still love Lewis Black, still funny as hell!

Don’t go to a Jew to seek how to intrpret the old testament/tanak/torah/law and prophets. That’s like going to a christian about well..either the old or new testament. a muslim about the quran,etc. They will just go to any lengths to make excuses for the atrocities and bigotries in their books. Fuck em all! read it yourself and see how horrid these vile books are and then condemn and reject em and call the believing morons out for their bullshit!
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to a length of up to 70 feet. Its esophagus is approximately 50 cm (20″) wide and “sperm whales dont have to chew their food – so Jonah could have been swallowed whole.” 2 Two marine scientists from Sea World in San Diego hypothesize that it was a great white shark that probably swallowed Jonah.2

I don’t know all of the science behind how Jonah may have survived in the belly of the fish, which is “not” impossible, but I do know, that if God can create this vast universe then it would be no problem at all for him to put a man in the belly of a fish. have done the experiment to know for certain that a man cannot survive ? do you know the type of fish the Bible was speaking of, or its size? then i assume that you do not know all things or an even amazing 1 percent of everything.

So we need to fight people with an organised set of beliefs by forming our own set of organised beliefs?

gnatural your forgetting the best parts of the bible where a jonah lived in a fish for three days. Being a physicist myself, I know it is ENTIRELY possible for a man to live in a fish for three days. I also believe in Jack and the beanstalk, trolls, leprachauns, and of course all Dr. Seuss books.

shut up already

so this is useless.keep hiding behind the fabrication.you will lose when you die having wasted your life.

i didn’t tell you how, i was just giving you my conditions.

go fuck yourself,gnatural.you will not tell me how to speak or behave.

“In Genesis 4:9-12, God punishes Cain for murder and lying—violations of the Sixth and Ninth Commandments.”

The Bible shows that the Ten Commandments did not originate with Moses or in his time. Nor were they in any way limited only to the Jews. They were in effect and known long before Moses or a people known as the Jews existed. They are the foundation of God’s laws that show us how to love God (defined by the first four Commandments) and how to love our fellow man(defined by the last six).